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Joke of the Day 3/27/15

Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?”

“Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with hammer,” said little Johnny through his tears.

“That’s not so serious,” soothed his mother. “I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. Why didn’t you just laugh?

“I did!” sobbed Johnny.

It’s funny until somebody gets hurt, then it’s hilarious
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Always knew one day Little Johnny would get what was coming to him.

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Re: Joke of the Day 3/27/15

The misfortune of another person is no laughing matter.

Shoot straight

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Always knew one day Little Johnny would get what was coming to him.

He always was a little wise guy.

It’s funny until somebody gets hurt, then it’s hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 3/27/15

Time for me to chime in. I love the joke of the day. Every day I watch for it. You really hammered it today.

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We always like to hear feedback, Furback.

It’s funny until somebody gets hurt, then it’s hilarious
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We always like to hear feedback, Furback.
So, are you sending Furback his check today, or tomorrow?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

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We never discuss employee renumeration.

It’s funny until somebody gets hurt, then it’s hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 3/27/15

Just another nail in the coffin of the JOTD

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Re: Joke of the Day 3/27/15

dc, looks like you nailed another good one..
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