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Joke of the Day 3/24/15

The officer asked me to step out of the car.

"You're staggering", he said.

"You're pretty handsome yourself", I replied!

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-24-2015, 01:28 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 3/24/15

He's a dancer also.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz8dsvm0GFo

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Re: Joke of the Day 3/24/15

I think the officer took note that he had one leg longer than the other.


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Re: Joke of the Day 3/24/15

After he recited the alphabet backwards that fast I would turn him loose..
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Re: Joke of the Day 3/24/15

When a cop asks if you have been drinking. Saying " well wouldn't you get dehydrated if you didn't " is the wrong answer.

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I had no idea DC could dance like that....................

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Re: Joke of the Day 3/24/15

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I had no idea DC could dance like that....................
What? You thought I could just yodel?

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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