Yosh and Stosh were at the racetrack discussing their luck.
Yosh: “An amazing thing happened to me last time I was here,”
“It was the 4th day of the month, and it was the day of my son’s 4th birthday. The address of our house is 44, and I arrived at the track at 4:44 p.m.”
Stosh: “I bet you put money on the 4th horse on the card,”
Yosh: “Yes, I did,”
Stosh: “And it won?”
Yosh: “No, it came in 4th!”
It’s funny until somebody gets hurt, then it’s hilarious