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post #1 of 20 (permalink) Old 03-22-2015, 11:59 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 3/22/15

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again." she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Puffs, and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to the movies: the latest Walt Disney film, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favorite M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size!!!!!!!

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.



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post #2 of 20 (permalink) Old 03-22-2015, 12:05 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 3/22/15

Maybe the next time you edit the post, you'll include the joke.

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I knew you would like it BCoz.

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Re: Joke of the Day 3/22/15

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I knew you would like it BCoz.
You must be thinking of yesterday's "joke".

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Re: Joke of the Day 3/22/15

No, it's today's joke to which I refer. I know you to like to add a little controversy now and then to keep the flow of conversation going. Good job.

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Nope, didn't like it. Only commented to up my post count.

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Re: Joke of the Day 3/22/15

See, just upping your post count put a smile on your face.

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Re: Joke of the Day 3/22/15

That was a not a

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Re: Joke of the Day 3/22/15

But the thumbs up guy has a smile. See.....

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Re: Joke of the Day 3/22/15

what if it ain't a thumb?

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