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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 03-20-2015, 11:41 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 3/20/15

A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.

"Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?"

"To kill my husband," she replied.

"I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person!"

The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position.

The man is her husband and the woman is the pharmacist's wife.

He takes the photo, and nods. "I didn't realize you had a prescription!"

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 03-20-2015, 02:43 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 3/20/15



Arsenic and lace, does it every time.

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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Re: Joke of the Day 3/20/15

Is that covered under Bobo care.................

Your never to old to learn something stupid
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 03-20-2015, 05:08 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 3/20/15

In the beginning I has respect for the pharmacist, but as the story progressed I less and less respect for him
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