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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-19-2015, 11:37 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 3/19/15


A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of
Church services, when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the
Man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled:

'Stop! Acts 2:38!' (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so
That your sins may be forgiven.)

The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police
and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady
did was yell a scripture to you.' '

Scripture?' Replied the burglar. 'I thought she said she had an Ax and Two 38's!'

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 3/19/15

Good Lord.

I don't have ducks. I don't have rows. I have squirrels. And they're drunk.
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Re: Joke of the Day 3/19/15

Forgive me for axing, but did the cops throw the Good Book at him?

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"You're forgiven". 1 Corinthians 6:9-11

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Good News!

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Re: Joke of the Day 3/19/15

If he was truly terrified...he may have self baptized on the spot.....

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