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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-13-2015, 01:18 PM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 3/13/15

One day a man was walking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp.

Reluctantly, the Genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However, because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate most: your boss."

So the man agreed and made his first wish. "I want lots of money", he said. Instantly 22 million dollars appeared in the man's bank account and 44 million appeared in his boss' account.

For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars. Instantly a Lambergini, Ferrari and Porsche appeared. At the same time two of each car appeared outside of his boss' house.

Finally the Genie said, "This is your last wish, you should choose carefully, " and to this the man replied, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney ..."

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 3/13/15

..........You gotta be kidney, that was hilarious.........

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I knew you would like it, buzz.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 3/13/15

I always hoped for just one wish to which I would wish "All my wishes would come true.

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HA!

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Great way to start a weekend!

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I wish for funny jokes.....

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I'd have wished to be beaten half to death........

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