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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-12-2015, 12:03 PM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 3/12/15

An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the employees.

The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone and yelled "Mayday, mayday!! The pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack. I grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he had told me before we took off he had the tower on his speed dial memory. I am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and traveling at 180 mph. Mayday, mayday!!"
The employee in the tower had put him on speaker phone immediately. "Calm down, we acknowledge you and weíll guide you down after a few questions. The first thing is not to panic, remain calm!!"
He began his series of questions:
Tower: "How do you know you are traveling at 18,000 feet??"
Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 18,000 feet on the Altimeter dial in front of me."
Tower: "Okay, thatís good, remain calm. How do you know youíre traveling at 180 mph?"
Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 180 mph on the Airspeed dial in front of me."
Tower: Okay, this is great so far, but itís heavily overcast, so how do you know you're flying upside down?"
AircraftĒ ďThe crap in my pants is running out of my shirt collar.Ē

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 3/12/15

Wonder who the first person will say this joke stinks ?

I'm so far behind I think I'm in first place.
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Re: Joke of the Day 3/12/15

Lets face it, we've had crappier jokes than that one...
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Re: Joke of the Day 3/12/15

If he tightened his neck tie, it should help the problem

Your never to old to learn something stupid
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Re: Joke of the Day 3/12/15

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If he tightened his neck tie, it should help the problem
How do you know he's wear a necktie?

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Cuz if he were a simple tee shirt wearing redneck like me.....and they ask how he knew he was flying upside down.............he would have said......"because my beer is running out of the bottle"

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Re: Joke of the Day 3/12/15

This joke is corny.

I don't have ducks. I don't have rows. I have squirrels. And they're drunk.
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Re: Joke of the Day 3/12/15

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Cuz if he were a simple tee shirt wearing redneck like me.....and they ask how he knew he was flying upside down.............he would have said......"because my beer is running out of the bottle"
Makes sense.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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