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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-11-2015, 11:57 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 3/11/15

A woman said to her friend, ďI donít know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you canít imagine. He doesnít put anything in its place, I am always going around the house organizing things.Ē

The friend says, ďTake a tip from me. The first week after we were married I told my husband firmly, ĎEvery glass and plate that you take, wash when you are done and put back in its place.íĒ

The first woman asked, ďDid it help?Ē

Her friend said, ďI donít know. I havenít seen him since.Ē

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-11-2015, 03:38 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 3/11/15

That marriage is washed up....

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Re: Joke of the Day 3/11/15

Must take him forever to wash dishes.


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Re: Joke of the Day 3/11/15

He needs to switch to Dawn detergent...
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Re: Joke of the Day 3/11/15

This joke gives me a sinking feeling.

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Re: Joke of the Day 3/11/15

most women aren't as good at problem solving as she is.

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Re: Joke of the Day 3/11/15

He got out while the gittin' was good.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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