I left Montreal on route 20 heading toward Quebec city,
when I decided to stop at a restroom. The first toilet stall
was occupied, so I went into the second one. I was no sooner
seated than I heard a voice from the next stall:
"Hi, how are you doing?"
Well, I am not the type to chat with strangers in highway
comfort stations, and I really don't know quite what
possessed me, but anyway, I answered, a little
And the stranger said:
"And, what are you up to?"
Talk about a dumb question!
I was really beginning to think this was too weird. So I said:
"Well, just like you, I am driving east?"
Then, I heard the stranger, all upset, say:
"Look, I'll call you right back, there is some idiot in
the next stall answering all my questions."