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Joke of the Day 3/5/15


A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 3/5/15

Should have married his father
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Honesty is important in every new marriage.

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I know a very well-to older successful gentlemen who married a very attractive young lady 1/3 his age. We ask him how he met this beauty and his reply, "I just open up my wallet and there she was."

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Oh, that's rich! Check, please.

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Oh, that's rich! Check, please.
Who's kidding who? You never picked up a check in your life!

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