Helpful Texting Tip
A guy texts his neighbor
Hey Jeff, I'm really sorry man. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you.
I know it’s no excuse, but I don't get it at home.
I can't live with the guilt any longer.
I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again.
His neighbor Jeff, outraged and betrayed, grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom and without a word shoots his wife.
Moments later Jeff gets a second text:
Hey Jeff, I really should use spell check!
" wifi "... Sorry!
William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.