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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-04-2015, 04:04 PM Thread Starter
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Helpful Texting Tip

A guy texts his neighbor

Hey Jeff, I'm really sorry man. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you.
I know it’s no excuse, but I don't get it at home.
I can't live with the guilt any longer.
I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again.

His neighbor Jeff, outraged and betrayed, grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom and without a word shoots his wife.

Moments later Jeff gets a second text:

Hey Jeff, I really should use spell check!
" wifi "... Sorry!

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-04-2015, 05:07 PM
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Re: Helpful Texting Tip


"An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it."

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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-04-2015, 07:16 PM
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HA HA HA HA!!!!

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“There is Truth in the Old Saying, That if you make yourself a Sheep, the Wolves will eat you.”
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Good one!

I see said the Blind Carpenter to his Deaf Helper as he picked up his Hammer and Saw!
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-04-2015, 11:29 PM
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prob'ly smooth things out with jeff if he'd just chip in a few bucks on the bill each month.

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