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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-04-2015, 11:17 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 3/4/15

“What’s your father’s occupation?” asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.

“He’s a magician, Ma’am” said the new boy.

“How interesting. What’s his favorite trick?”

“He saws people in half.”

“Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?”

“One half brother and two half sisters.”

It’s funny until somebody gets hurt, then it’s hilarious
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-04-2015, 11:42 AM
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Re: Joke of the Day 3/4/15

I'm just going to cut to the chase, here, that joke should just disappear.

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Re: Joke of the Day 3/4/15

Wow, BH, two puns in one sentence. Did you have help with that?

It’s funny until somebody gets hurt, then it’s hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 3/4/15

Is it the weekend already?


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Re: Joke of the Day 3/4/15

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Is it the weekend already?

............if the joke is half as good on weekends.........I may skip reading the weekend version.........

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Re: Joke of the Day 3/4/15

I bet the boy's father was a real cut up in class.

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Wow, BH, two puns in one sentence. Did you have help with that?
What can I say. I have mad skills.

I don't have ducks. I don't have rows. I have squirrels. And they're drunk.
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Re: Joke of the Day 3/4/15

Yep, Ol' Bucket wears many hats

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