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Joke of the Day 2/28/15


A blonde drives her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that

it's making funny noises.

After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly.

"What's the story?" she asked.

"Just crap in the carburator," the mechanic replied.

"How often do I have to do that?" asked the blonde.

It’s funny until somebody gets hurt, then it’s hilarious
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Glad I don't have a BMW.
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/28/15

She needs to quit off-roading in the pasture.

“There is Truth in the Old Saying, That if you make yourself a Sheep, the Wolves will eat you.”
Benjamin Franklin, 1773
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William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/28/15

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She needs to quit off-roading in the pasture.
Right!

Besides, that can also lead to mud in your tires. Although, I think that may have happened to a brunette.

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/28/15

Blonde is cruising down the road in her sports car and is pulled over by a female cop, also a blonde.

Cop asks the driver for her license, she roots around in her purse, can't find it, then asks the cop what it looks like.

Blonde cop says it's rectangular and has your picture on it. So driver pulls out her makeup mirror, looks in it and says, is this it?

Cop looks in the mirror, says yeah that's it! Then says I didn't realize you were also a cop, have a nice day and lets her go.

Some folks' learnin' curves just look like circles...3A Camp/also hunt 4B
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