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He is watching!

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

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It's great to start the day with some humor for a change!

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I remember laughing at that joke when the Bishop told it at my confirmation ceremony. Btw, that was 1963.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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My doctor told that joke at my circumcision 1952
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And it's still funny, isn't it?

Unlike the JOTD.

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My doctor told that joke at my circumcision 1952


Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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And it's still funny, isn't it?
I suppose it is to 12 year old catholic school students.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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It's great to start the day with some humor for a change!
True dat!

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