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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-26-2015, 11:47 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 2/26/15

Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning:
Windows frozen, won't open.

Husband texts back:
Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer.

Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
Computer really messed up now.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-26-2015, 12:06 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/26/15

Maybe the wife was logging onto the seven dwarfs website....It makes your screen go snow white....

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Re: Joke of the Day 2/26/15

Heard that one the other day..... from a second grader.

Shoot straight

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Re: Joke of the Day 2/26/15

uote=BCozhunter]Heard that one the other day..... from a second grader. [/quote]You need to start hanging around with older people..
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Heard that one the other day..... from a second grader.
Isn't your second grade teacher getting tired of seeing you?

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Heard that one the other day..... from a second grader.
DC told me the 2nd graders work way cheaper than the rest of the staff at JOTD.....

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The second graders make dc look good some days....
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/26/15



Mine would have just thrown the computer out the window.

Next to the rest of my stuff.


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