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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 02-25-2015, 11:05 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 2/25/15


A guy was in a bar about as drunk as it's possible to get. A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home.

First, they stand him up to get to his wallet so they can find out where he lives, but he keeps falling down. He fell down eight more times on the way to the car, each time with a real thud.

After they get to his house, he falls down another four times getting him to the door. His wife comes to the door, and one guy says, "We brought your husband home."

The wife says thank you but I one question, "Where's his wheelchair?"

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/25/15



That's all I can say...still laughing.

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Re: Joke of the Day 2/25/15

Typical wife......never happy, always wanting more..........

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Re: Joke of the Day 2/25/15

He's on a roll

I'm so far behind I think I'm in first place.
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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 02-25-2015, 02:15 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/25/15

no... no he's not..

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Re: Joke of the Day 2/25/15

I think the wheels fell off of this joke.

I don't have ducks. I don't have rows. I have squirrels. And they're drunk.
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/25/15

Joke don't have a leg to stand on....

"Lazy people think of the easy way to do the hard stuff"
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Hey, He tried to be a stand up guy................

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Re: Joke of the Day 2/25/15

Well, I was trying for a better handicap but my stroke got in the way.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 02-25-2015, 08:59 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/25/15

Jokes like these are just crippling.

I don't have ducks. I don't have rows. I have squirrels. And they're drunk.
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