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Joke of the Day 2/21/15


An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me."

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck."

Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

"To get my teeth!"

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-21-2015, 11:12 AM
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Shoot straight

People are sick of politicians, and me, I hate cats in the house.
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BCoz is laughing!!!

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/21/15

Yep, that one really took a bite out of the JOTD's rut.

Still not as funny as DIYASUB's video though

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I think you have cameras in some of our bedrooms.

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Nope....more like "a day in the life of DC-21"

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"To get my Teeth"
That's outrageously funny dc

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"To get my Teeth"
That's outrageously funny dc


Looks like he got an earful there.

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