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Joke of the Day 2/19/15

Eight words with different meanings......


1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.


2. VULNERABLE (vul-NE-Ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male..... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-in-Kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female..... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male..... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (RI-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/19/15

Outstanding JOTD
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Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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This JOTD is flatulence

................ A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

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Re: Joke of the Day 2/19/15

best one yet.

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Outstanding JOTD
Call it whatever you want....same meaning

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Very accurate....

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8. REMOTE CONTROL (RI-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes
Cheapskate! For another fourteen bucks a month you could get the expanded package deal that has over 900 channels with nothing on worth watching!

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8. REMOTE CONTROL (RI-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes
Cheapskate! For another fourteen bucks a month you could get the expanded package deal that has over 900 channels with nothing on worth watching!


My wife tries to get sneaky and grab the remote before I'm on the couch but she hears about it the first Geico or Buick commercial I have to sit through.

"Experience the new Buick" with all these morons walking around like they can't find the Buick. For crying out loud it looks just like every Buick ever! Just ticks me off!

Phew, done with the pointless rant.

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They definitely are a couple dumb ads, but maybe it sells their product, didn't convince me, nor do the Progressive ads with Flo...
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