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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 02-18-2015, 10:31 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 2/18/15

Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?'

'It is!'

'This is the IRS. Can you help us?'

'I can!'

'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?'

'I do!'

'Is he a member of your Congregation?'

'He is!'

'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?'

'He will.'

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 02-18-2015, 11:36 AM
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/18/15

And to think, DC, we had written you off.

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Re: Joke of the Day 2/18/15

This joke doesn't have a prayer.

Shoot straight

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post #4 of 10 (permalink) Old 02-18-2015, 12:02 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/18/15

tryin to buy a laugh??

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post #5 of 10 (permalink) Old 02-18-2015, 12:34 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/18/15

Ted should write the church a IOU every year for 10k................that way he has a legal paper trail..........

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Ted should write JOTD for DC also..
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Ted's a liar and a tax cheat. We can't have his kind on the JOTD staff.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/18/15

When you have to go to page 2 to get the joke of the day...you already know what to expect....

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It means you have to get up before 4 in the afternoon!

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That will learn him to mess with the chief cook and bottle washer at JOTD headquarters.......

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