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Joke of the Day 2/17/15



Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?'

Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.'

Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?'

Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/17/15


William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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Glad you are back...
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/17/15

This thread is about Muldoon's dog, please stay on topic............

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Really? In four days of searching, this is the best joke you could find?

Shoot straight

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This is supposed to be funny??

DC didn't cry when Ol Yeller died nither

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Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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