Joke of the Day 11/17/14
This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
He has a heart attack and dies.
She, frantically calls out a May Day. "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and he's dead and I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!Ē
She hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control, I'm a retired Marine fighter pilot, and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath.
Everything will be fine!
Now give me your height and position.Ē
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama.Ē
"O.K." says the voice on the radio.... "Repeat after me: Our Father, Who art in Heaven
Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious