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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-17-2014, 10:20 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 11/17/14



This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
He has a heart attack and dies.

She, frantically calls out a May Day. "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and he's dead and I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!Ē

She hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control, I'm a retired Marine fighter pilot, and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath.
Everything will be fine!

Now give me your height and position.Ē

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama.Ē

"O.K." says the voice on the radio.... "Repeat after me: Our Father, Who art in Heaven

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-17-2014, 11:17 AM
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Re: Joke of the Day 11/17/14

Good one...
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-17-2014, 11:26 AM Thread Starter
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Re: Joke of the Day 11/17/14

I knew you would like it Ron.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 11/17/14

So who shot the bear ???

Your never to old to learn something stupid
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Re: Joke of the Day 11/17/14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x37f-_XrMJ0

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Re: Joke of the Day 11/17/14

Just when I think the JOTD will take off, it crashes and burns.

I don't have ducks. I don't have rows. I have squirrels. And they're drunk.
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Re: Joke of the Day 11/17/14

Occasionally it will fly.
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