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Joke of the Day 11/16/14

An 80-year-old man is having his annual check-up.

The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've never been better!" he replies. "I've got an 18-year-old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that, doc?"

The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. "So, he's in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appears in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the bear, and squeezes the handle. Bang! The bear drops dead in front of him."

That's impossible! Someone else must have shot that bear."

"Exactly."

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 11/16/14

That joke is old.

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Re: Joke of the Day 11/16/14

"Exactly"

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 11/16/14

Was the punch line different when the joke wasn't as old

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Re: Joke of the Day 11/16/14

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Was the punch line different when the joke wasn't as old
"Exactly"

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 11/16/14

When that joke first came out he was a young guy.
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Re: Joke of the Day 11/16/14

I BEARLY CRACKED A VERY SLIGHT SMILE...

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Re: Joke of the Day 11/16/14

I BEARLY CRACKED A VERY SLIGHT SMILE...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdtsCb51T7Q

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When that joke first came out he was a young guy.
"Exactly"

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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I BEARLY CRACKED A VERY SLIGHT SMILE...
"Exactly"

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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