There was an old man who was about to die. He told his wife to put a bag of money in the attic , "When I die I'll get it on my way up and I'll have some spending money when I get to heaven" chuckled the old man.
Well when the old man died the wife went up to the attic and found that the bag of money was still there.
"I knew I should have put that money in the cellar!" said the old woman!"
Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious