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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-30-2014, 10:20 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 10/30/14

A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed like an eternity; looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts.

Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!"

The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."

His partner shook his head and said, "Forget it, man! You don't stand a chance of hitting her from here."

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-30-2014, 11:06 AM
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Re: Joke of the Day 10/30/14

Can we take a mulligan on this joke?

I don't have ducks. I don't have rows. I have squirrels. And they're drunk.
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Re: Joke of the Day 10/30/14

You could but you don't have any left. Besides that, the joke's pretty funny.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-30-2014, 11:21 AM
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Re: Joke of the Day 10/30/14

He should take her as his caddy, she'd be closer...
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Re: Joke of the Day 10/30/14

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He should take her as his caddy, she'd be closer...
He should trade her in for a "Caddy." He'd get a long drive outta that.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 10/30/14

All these silly puns are starting to tee me off!

I don't have ducks. I don't have rows. I have squirrels. And they're drunk.
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Re: Joke of the Day 10/30/14

Relax man. When I get upset like that, I like to drink a little tee, myself.

Shoot straight

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I am ready for a long drive after this.
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I'll chip in some green for gas if you let me come with you.

I don't have ducks. I don't have rows. I have squirrels. And they're drunk.
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O.K. but I have a bad hook,hope you don't have wedge.
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