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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 10-23-2014, 09:39 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day10/23/14

One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be $36.50 please." The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for all except the bartender. "What, no drink for me?" replies the bartender.

"Oh, no. You get violent when you drink."

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 10-23-2014, 11:38 AM
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Re: Joke of the Day10/23/14

A good enough reason not to buy him a drink.
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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 10-23-2014, 02:01 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day10/23/14

If it was not for drunks there would be very few good jokes.

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Re: Joke of the Day10/23/14

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If it was not for drunks there would be very few good jokes.
Ya see that, everybody has a purpose in life!

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day10/23/14

Hey the difference between drunks and a alcoholics is alcoholics have to go to meetings. Rehab is for quitters.

I'm so far behind I think I'm in first place.
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Re: Joke of the Day10/23/14

Had to edit my post. the highball just kicked in.

I'm so far behind I think I'm in first place.
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Re: Joke of the Day10/23/14

Heck....by the 3rd night it was time for all the others in the bar to buy him a round.........he should be good......

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Had to edit my post. the highball just kicked in.
Hic!

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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