Joke of the Day 10/15/14 - The HuntingPA.com Outdoor Community
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-15-2014, 10:17 AM Thread Starter
Sage
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Philly, PA
Posts: 38,200
Back To Top
Joke of the Day 10/15/14


An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other.

He says to the waiter: "Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure Chief. Coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.....

The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns.

He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.

He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, Want coffee.

The waiter says,"Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says,

"Training for position in United States Congress. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, Disappear for rest of day.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
dc 21 is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-15-2014, 11:17 AM
Sage
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Townsend, DE
Posts: 52,307
Back To Top
Re: Joke of the Day 10/15/14

Good one, best in awhile,
RonM is offline  
post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-15-2014, 11:30 AM
Sage
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 24,630
Back To Top
Re: Joke of the Day 10/15/14

How did they know his name was Tonto ???
(get it?...How...Get it??)

wmu 3A
timberdoodle is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-15-2014, 11:51 AM Thread Starter
Sage
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Philly, PA
Posts: 38,200
Back To Top
Re: Joke of the Day 10/15/14

I don't know why but I had a feeling you would like that one Ron.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
dc 21 is offline  
post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-15-2014, 12:12 PM
The Man
 
springfreak's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: NW PA
Posts: 5,787
Back To Top
Re: Joke of the Day 10/15/14


"Training for position in United States Congress. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, Disappear for rest of day.

That sounds about right..
springfreak is offline  
post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-15-2014, 01:52 PM
The Man
 
buzz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Bradford County
Posts: 8,132
Back To Top
Re: Joke of the Day 10/15/14

Time for another bow hunting vacation...............your jotd are better after you take a few days off.......

Your never to old to learn something stupid
buzz is offline  
post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-15-2014, 03:13 PM Thread Starter
Sage
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Philly, PA
Posts: 38,200
Back To Top
Re: Joke of the Day 10/15/14

I think I'm detecting some jealousy among the staff members.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
dc 21 is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the The HuntingPA.com Outdoor Community forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page



Posting Rules  
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome