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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-10-2014, 09:59 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 10/10/14

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year outside of New York City, New York scientists found traces of copper cable dating back 100 years. They came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a Los Angeles, California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet somewhere just outside Oceanside. Shortly after, a story in the LA Times read: "California archaeologists report a finding of 200 year old copper cable, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers."

One week later, a local newspaper in Houston, Texas reported the following: "After digging down about
30 feet deep in his pasture near the community of Sugarland, Bubba, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Texas had already gone wireless".

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Re: Joke of the Day 10/10/14

This takes humor to a hole nother level

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Re: Joke of the Day 10/10/14

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This takes humor to a hole nother level
At JOTD, we strive for that each day.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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This joke got me wired! I dig it!

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What a scoop
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Re: Joke of the Day 10/10/14

Keep up the good work DC.


I like the "high-tech" part the best.

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I hear they dug 2 ft down in Bucketheads yard.......and found 6 cans of Iron City and a empty bottle of Boones Farm..............................

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Why did they dig them up? How are they sposed to grow into a big, beautiful tree now!

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dc21 when you find yourself in a hole quit digging..
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