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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-09-2014, 10:03 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 10/9/14

One morning three South Georgia good old boys and three Yankees were in a
ticket line at the Atlanta train station heading to Athens, GA for a big
football game.

The three Northerners each bought a ticket and watched as the three
Southerners bought just one ticket among them.

"How are the three of you going to travel on one ticket?" asked one of the
Yankees.

"Watch and learn," answered one of the boys from the South.

When the six travelers boarded the train, the three Yankees sat down, but
the three Southerners crammed into a bathroom together and closed the door.

Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around to collect
tickets.

He knocked on the bathroom door and said, "tickets please." The door opened
just a crack, and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The conductor
took it and moved on.

The Yankees saw this happen and agreed it was quite a clever idea. Indeed,
so clever that they decided to do the same thing on the return trip and save
some money.

That evening after the game, when they got to the train station, they bought
a single ticket for the return trip, while to their astonishment the three
Southerners didn't buy even one ticket.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?"asked one of the perplexed
Yankees.

"Watch and learn, answered one of the Southern boys.

When they boarded the train, the three Northerners crammed themselves into a
bathroom, and the three Southerners crammed themselves into the other
bathroom across from it.

Shortly after the train began to move, one of the Southerners left their
bathroom and walked quietly over to the Yankees' bathroom. He knocked on the
door and said, "ticket please."

There's just no way on God's green earth to explain how the South lost the
Civil War.
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-09-2014, 10:46 AM
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Re: Joke of the Day 10/9/14

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMxyK9azXR4

she don't care

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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-09-2014, 01:10 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 10/9/14

Hope they had enough toilet paper for all of them.............

Your never to old to learn something stupid
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-09-2014, 02:48 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 10/9/14

This joke is circling the bowl.

My ability to remember lyrics from songs of the 60's far exceed my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen
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It is just a bit ironic that todays jotd is about bathrooms..........guess all you nay sayers about my theory yesterday got some crow to eat today........

Your never to old to learn something stupid
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You are probably right Buzz.
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-09-2014, 10:56 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 10/9/14

I know this story is [censored] because there are no passenger trains that run from Atlanta to Athens. How dare you Sirrrrr!! come on here speading such Yankee crap about our classic city of Athens in our sweet lady of the South, Jawga.

If I were a bettin' man, I would bet that the poor Yankees were mugged on the MARTA.
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