Joke of the Day 10/9/14
One morning three South Georgia good old boys and three Yankees were in a
ticket line at the Atlanta train station heading to Athens, GA for a big
The three Northerners each bought a ticket and watched as the three
Southerners bought just one ticket among them.
"How are the three of you going to travel on one ticket?" asked one of the
"Watch and learn," answered one of the boys from the South.
When the six travelers boarded the train, the three Yankees sat down, but
the three Southerners crammed into a bathroom together and closed the door.
Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around to collect
He knocked on the bathroom door and said, "tickets please." The door opened
just a crack, and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The conductor
took it and moved on.
The Yankees saw this happen and agreed it was quite a clever idea. Indeed,
so clever that they decided to do the same thing on the return trip and save
That evening after the game, when they got to the train station, they bought
a single ticket for the return trip, while to their astonishment the three
Southerners didn't buy even one ticket.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?"asked one of the perplexed
"Watch and learn, answered one of the Southern boys.
When they boarded the train, the three Northerners crammed themselves into a
bathroom, and the three Southerners crammed themselves into the other
bathroom across from it.
Shortly after the train began to move, one of the Southerners left their
bathroom and walked quietly over to the Yankees' bathroom. He knocked on the
door and said, "ticket please."
There's just no way on God's green earth to explain how the South lost the