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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-08-2014, 04:01 PM Thread Starter
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Close call this morning

Was visiting the Zoo this morning with my Grandson. I happen to run into an old army buddy. So we talked a minute or two when he said "Man that Gorilla is going nuts over there." When I turned and looked to my horror my grandson was in the gorilla cage. I ran over as quick as I could as the crowd started screaming. I climbed the fence and before I knew it this 500 pound beast was on me and I was taking a beating. Then I remembered some moves I saw watching UFC. So I got the Gorilla in a rear naked choke and after three minutes he tapped. Wow did the crowd cheer. My grandson said "grampa can we see the lions now" I said " I don't think I have the energy"
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I think your grandson would love to see the aquarium next weekend...................

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So you subjected your grandson to senseless violence You should have talked your problems out with the gorilla. That would have made you a community organizer activist , not the bully you are.
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post #4 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-08-2014, 04:32 PM
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Don't take him sky diving,go alone for that, he can watch from the ground...
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Don't take him sky diving,go alone for that, he can watch from the ground...
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post #6 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-08-2014, 04:43 PM Thread Starter
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So you subjected your grandson to senseless violence You should have talked your problems out with the gorilla. That would have made you a community organizer activist , not the bully you are.


I like the way you think sir
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I don't think you should be treating dumb animals that way.

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post #8 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-08-2014, 05:47 PM
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IT'S FIXED

THE GORILLA WAS PAID TO TAP OUT

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post #9 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-08-2014, 05:54 PM
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...That would have made you a community organizer activist, not the bully you are.
And we all have seen evidence how well that goes... along with being a Bully!

ďThere is Truth in the Old Saying, That if you make yourself a Sheep, the Wolves will eat you.Ē
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I had a close call this morning too. My phone was right next to my head when my boss called me.

I don't have ducks. I don't have rows. I have squirrels. And they're drunk.
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