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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-08-2014, 09:51 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 10/8/14

Polish Sausage

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The customer, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

"If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

"Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

"Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

"Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

"Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The customer says, "Because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-08-2014, 10:46 AM
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Re: Joke of the Day 10/8/14

It is hard to find the polish sausage in Home Depot..
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Re: Joke of the Day 10/8/14

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It is hard to find the polish sausage in Home Depot..
Not true...., then you never brought a sandwich from the grills they have outside the doors at some of the Home Depots.
Best polish sausage with krout or sweet sausage and onions/peppers outside of being home made I ever had. I would be cautious about buying their fish sandwiches thou

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Re: Joke of the Day 10/8/14

Good point Birch. And in keeping with the finest of HPA tradition; you not only rescued a good joke from the jaws of ridicule but added a fine culinary review as well. French doors and drains, I assume, are still inside the store?

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Re: Joke of the Day 10/8/14

I'm Polish and I think I might be offended by this joke?

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I'm Polish and I think I might be offended by this joke?
But you're not sure, are you?

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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What? Are going all biblical on us now?

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It is hard to find the polish sausage in Home Depot..
You're right Ron. Were talking "inside" HD, not outside.

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I'm Polish and I think I might be offended by this joke?
You should write a letter to Home Depot........demanding a apology.....

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I'm Polish and I think I might be offended by this joke?
You should write a letter to Home Depot........demanding a apology.....
And don't be stingy with the exclamation points!!!

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