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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 10-02-2014, 09:54 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 10/2/14

When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news.

One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping.

A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby.

"Yes", he said. "I even know what we're going to name it. If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 10/2/14

He's been eavesdropping.
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Re: Joke of the Day 10/2/14

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWQ5pjOpVeI

must be a popular name these days

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Re: Joke of the Day 10/2/14

I quit expecting funny jokes.

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My expectations are higher with dc.....
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Re: Joke of the Day 10/2/14

please start delivering some laughs
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Re: Joke of the Day 10/2/14

What does "lit up the phone lines" mean?
Was she mad and started them on fire? Or does she have her own light generator for Fiber Optic lines?

Shoot straight

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Re: Joke of the Day 10/2/14

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What does "lit up the phone lines" mean?
Was she mad and started them on fire? Or does she have her own light generator for Fiber Optic lines?
What do you think it means?

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odcwRy17pc8

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Re: Joke of the Day 10/2/14

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Originally Posted by dc 21
What do you think it means?
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/it


ps: keep up the good work DC. I get my daily laugh(s) from the JOTD's. Sometimes moreso the comments than the joke, but a laugh nonetheless.

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