Joke of the Day 10/2/14
When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news.
One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping.
A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby.
"Yes", he said. "I even know what we're going to name it. If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits.
Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious