Joke of the Day 9/26/14
.A Mexican, an Arab, and a Texas girl are drinking at a bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass
in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need
to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer
(cuz he's a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47,
and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In the arab World, we haves so much sand to make
glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice
The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer,
downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out
her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,
she says, 'In Texas, we have so many illegal aliens that we
don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious