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Joke of the Day 9/25/14

A blind man was out walking with his seeing-eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the mans leg.

Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and patted the dogs head.

Having watched what happened, a bystander said, Why are you patting him? That dog just peed on your leg!

I know, said the blind man, but I gotta find his head before I can kick his butt.
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Re: Joke of the Day 9/25/14

Another funny one, good one..
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Another funny one, good one..
I don't see it that way.

I don't have ducks. I don't have rows. I have squirrels. And they're drunk.
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Re: Joke of the Day 9/25/14

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I don't see it that way.
Try looking at it the other way then?

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Another funny one, good one..
I don't see it that way.
Even a blind man could see it!

Its funny until somebody gets hurt, then its hilarious
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Another funny one, good one..
I don't see it that way.
Even a blind man could see it!
Don't whiz on my leg and tell me its raining!

I don't have ducks. I don't have rows. I have squirrels. And they're drunk.
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Don't whiz on my leg and tell me its raining!
Ok. I won't tell you.

Its funny until somebody gets hurt, then its hilarious
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