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Joke of the Day 9/23/14

A man went to see the doctor.
Man: "Doc, do you think I can live for another fifty years?"
Doctor: "Do you drink?"
Man: "No!"
Doctor: "Do you smoke?"
Man: "No!"
Doctor: "Do you date wild women?"
Man: "Certainly not!"
Doctor: "Then why do you want to live another fifty years?"

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 9/23/14

Man: "To read the 'joke of the day' on HPA everyday
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Man: "To read the 'joke of the day' on HPA everyday

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 9/23/14

Well for sure he won't die from laughing!!

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The JOTD is why we get up in the morning....
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Doctor, doctor, can I have second opinion?í ĎCertainly. Come back tomorrow!

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The JOTD is why we get up in the morning....
Joke of the Day 9/23/14 #3401915 - Today at 12:33

What time is morning to you, Ron?

Shoot straight

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JOTD are sometimes like soup, better the next day. Let's see if this one is any better tomorrow.
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A comedian from the to the borsht belt!

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That's one smart doctor

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