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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-21-2014, 11:55 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 9/21/14

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious!
She stormed past the store to her work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked now.
The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and warned she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said,"Yes?"
The bird said, "You know."

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-21-2014, 12:08 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 9/21/14

I see there's a job opening in the writer's department. If not, there should be.

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Re: Joke of the Day 9/21/14

Tell atr to use another street..
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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-21-2014, 01:30 PM Thread Starter
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Re: Joke of the Day 9/21/14

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I see there's a job opening in the writer's department. If not, there should be.
There's always openings in the writers department. Care to give it a try?

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 9/21/14

I understand that the jokes have to be family friendly, but it would be nice if they were humorous also.
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Re: Joke of the Day 9/21/14

I thought it was pretty funny.

Tough crowd.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Could be a lot funnier if it wasn't family friendly, but then this place would be a ghost town.....everybody on vacation..
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Re: Joke of the Day 9/21/14

This joke is for the birds.

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Re: Joke of the Day 9/21/14

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

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