So our property owners in MD stopped at my buddies house to show them this rare find. They had it in a bag. It was a large crystal, gem something or another. There internet research showed it could be worth up to $700,000. You probally guessed by now it was a trophy rock from Walmart. I can't stop laughing.
Classic! Not nearly as funny but just as gullible. A few years ago I cut the wings off a gobbler and intended to clean wings and make wing bone calls. Well one disappeared. Figured either the high winds or a critter carried it away. A few months later I hear a neighbor telling a story(enthusiastically). She is telling a few ladies she discovered a turkey wing in a neighbor's yard and was positive a coyote had attacked and killed the turkey in this yard. I never told anyone any different!