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post #1 of 63 (permalink) Old 10-18-2016, 11:46 AM Thread Starter
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Rectum removal giggler (gonna tell on myself)

As a lover of all things that make life easier in the field, I've become a big fan of the Butt Out rectum removal tool. I first thought it was a gimmick, but after seeing a friend get the...butt...out...of a deer in record time, I was sold! It takes the normally annoying and time consuming task of rectum removal down to an extremely fast - literally sub-10 second - exercise in easy field work. It's not much bigger than the average hunting knife, so it's pretty pack-friendly, and I have used it countless times with great results.

Well, something was not going right for me this time. I had a doe down on opening day of muzzleloader season in 2A, and it was time to address the final field dressing task. I pushed the Butt Out into the deer, but was immediately hung up and couldn't insert it any further. Hmmmm...that's strange. I fought and fought with it to no avail. The thing wouldn't go in far enough to grab tissue and get the job done. Then I looked a little more closely and realized what was causing the problem.

Yep.

Wrong hole.

I promptly put the tool in the correct orifice and went on about my business.
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post #2 of 63 (permalink) Old 10-18-2016, 11:54 AM
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Re: Rectum removal giggler (gonna tell on myself)

Pretty good read... almost an out loud laugh!!!
I wondered if it was a gimmick or the real deal...Now that you took the time to write two paragraphs on the "subject" and post it on the internet with your name forever tied to it....I'm sold!!!!!
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post #3 of 63 (permalink) Old 10-18-2016, 11:56 AM Thread Starter
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Re: Rectum removal giggler (gonna tell on myself)

Hey, someone around here needs to share knowledge and save others from near tragedy!

Seriously though, get a Butt Out. It only costs about $10 and I would spend twice that for how fast it works. I take no pride in the effort it takes to get the job done the traditional way. I keep the tool + a few zip-ties in my tag bag: one to attach the tag, and the others to seal the intestine around where I plan to cut. Then Butt Out in, rectum out in seconds. Easy-peasy.
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post #4 of 63 (permalink) Old 10-18-2016, 12:04 PM
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Re: Rectum removal giggler (gonna tell on myself)

I used one. Twice. I felt like I needed to apologize to the deer. Seriously....and it was dead.

I wire-tie off the bladder/colon in the field, I DON'T split the pelvis in the field, and then I remove the contents of the pelvic canal with a fillet knife when I have the hide off and tenders already out of the deer, and it takes maybe 2 minutes and it's ALL out, no mess.

I don't doubt that the tool works as intended, but I just can't do it. I just can't...lol.
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post #5 of 63 (permalink) Old 10-18-2016, 12:11 PM
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I have and use a Butt out. They work great.
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Re: Rectum removal giggler (gonna tell on myself)

You're really into the this...actually pretty "pushy"...you just need to butt out....LOL
I'll wait until the wife and kids are with me at Wal-Mart and will HAVE to find the lady who works in sewing to help me find it.... or maybe the kid who works in electronics.
The wife will just roll her eyes but the kids will probably pee themselves laughing!!!
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You're really into the this...actually pretty "pushy"...you just need to butt out....LOL
I'll wait until the wife and kids are with me at Wal-Mart and will HAVE to find the lady who works in sewing to help me find it.... or maybe the kid who works in electronics.
The wife will just roll her eyes but the kids will probably pee themselves laughing!!!
That's a moment I'd like to witness first hand!
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I always thought we should use this tool to interogate terrorists. I'm positive that suspect #2 would talk.
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I used one. Twice. I felt like I needed to apologize to the deer. Seriously....and it was dead.
You think you felt guilty?? I thought I was gonna end up on some kinda PA Game Warden registry for what had just transpired!
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post #10 of 63 (permalink) Old 10-18-2016, 12:24 PM
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Re: Rectum removal giggler (gonna tell on myself)

I think for me, the "I can't do this again" moment came when I had to use a hammer-fist on the the thing to get it to fully "seat" into the deer. I just....can't.
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