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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 01-13-2020, 08:28 AM Thread Starter
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New trespassing signs...

For those of you that really don't like trespassers....make up several of these to post around your property....
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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 01-13-2020, 08:58 AM
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Why would a lion be wearing a pair of pork chop panties?

Best sign I've ever come across, was a hand-lettered chunk of tin roofing, nailed on the barn door of an old grump I used to buy straw from:

Them found here at night will be found here in the morning.

Had to drive back a long lane, go over to the screened porch on the back of the house and yell, because the screen door was always hooked. At some point he'd holler back, "What do you want!" And I'd yell back, "STRAW".

Could've just been there a week before for straw, but that was always the standard practice required to get any straw.

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Bring that sign down here to 2a and you will still have people on side by sides and quads driving past you.
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There's a small sign out front of a house up in the Adirondacks on the road over to fish the Saranac River that always makes me smile, "We shoot every third visitor and second one just left." Obviously tongue in cheek and I love their sense of humor.
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Great sign indeed.....I once saw a sign posted on a fence pasture...It said..... Beware!! Cross only if you can do it in 10 seconds or less, the Bull can do it in 11.....
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Or "All Trespassers Will Be Violated"
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Or "All Trespassers Will Be Violated"
I was violated at the Doctor's office the other day.....first time for it.....😂
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I was violated at the Doctor's office the other day.....first time for it.....😂
Ya never want to feel two hands on your shoulder when getting the "check"!
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There's a small sign out front of a house up in the Adirondacks on the road over to fish the Saranac River that always makes me smile, "We shoot every third visitor and second one just left." Obviously tongue in cheek and I love their sense of humor.

how do you know they were joking. did you go knock ?


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A good one my uncle had on his back door when I was a kid... "Is there life after death, enter and find out"

I was going to put up "trespassers will be persecuted". And then hang a cross by the barn.

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