The Outdoor Community - View Single Post - Joke of the Day 7/12/15
View Single Post
post #1 of (permalink) Old 07-12-2015, 12:42 PM Thread Starter
dc 21
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Philly, PA
Posts: 37,747
Back To Top
Joke of the Day 7/12/15

It just dawned on me why Mayberry was such a peaceful, quiet and happy place.......Nobody was married.

Here are the single people that come to mind, Andy, Barney, Aunt Bee, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T. Bass, the Darlin Family, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara....

In fact the only one that was married was Otis and he stayed drunk all the time.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
dc 21 is offline  
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome