Its along the line of the Chuck Norris thing just with the XX beer guy. I'll get us started
If he punched you in the face you'd have to fight the urge to thank him
His mom has a tatoo that says son

He enters Bear dens to understand them better.
His buck grunts are so realistic he calls his trophy buck in every year.

Bear hugs are what he gives to bears.
He has no need for trail cams animals walk to his window for inspection.

admits when he was wrong, even if no woman is there to force him to do it.

Real men are never wrong

It is rumoured that when Edmund Hilary reached the summit of Mount Everest, he was waiting with a thermos of hot coffee.

When he's good he's good , When he's Bad He's Better..

He once punched a magician. That's right you heard me.

He's always the life of the party. Even when he isn't at the party.

Big foot and mountain lions do live in pa they just hide in fear he may show up one day!

When he walks in the woods, deer line up behind him, fighting to be the first shot by him.

All of his fish stories are true.